Thoughts. I have some…

I work to buy coffee. I drink coffee so I can work. It’s the circle of life.

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.

There’s something you should know about wolves. Wolves do not carry more than ten dollars in cash at any given moment and the will also eat you. Just sayin’…

Speaking of, the reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don’t is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I saw somebody lick all the sauce off some pasta and leave the bare noodles intact, I’d condemn them to eternal damnation too.

And here I though it was because all dogs go to heaven. *be-dum-dump* (that’s the sound of a rim shot…)

Okay. I quit. I had no recipe to share this week so you get the above. I’ll be here all week…