Once again, I’m sans a recipe. I’ve got a few tucked back but I’m just not inspired. Which sucks, especially since it’s spilling over into my writing. As a friend often says, I really need to get over myself and just write the damn thing.

So, tidbits. Here are some things that pop into my head from time to time. Answers. In search of some.

Is a left-handed compliment a right-handed insult?

The news said that someone was stealing tires from police cars. I bet they are working tirelessly to catch him.

Don’t joke about wine running out. That’s Gallos humor.

What do you call a bird who drinks too much? An owlcoholic.

One more and then I’ll go away. Promise.

Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.

Thank you. Thank you. There’s a tip jar by the door. We’ll be here all week. Have a great Tuesday!