Thursday Thoughts: Universal Success

When a writer decides to become a published author, there’s a lot going on. Sooo many questions. Sooo much angst. Truthfully? That never ends, I’m afraid. Lee Child, a NYT best-selling author of the Jack Reacher thriller series once said

Writing is showbusiness for shy people. That’s how I see it.

He has a point. Being a successful writer is as much about selling yourself and your story as it is writing a good story. Of course, if you don’t have a good story, you aren’t going to get much notice.  The problem comes from being said shy person. I’d love to just write books and let someone else go out there and be all crazy cool on social media. Should I admit the thought of it sorta gives me hives? Yeah. Seriously. You have to sell your words. You have to sell yourself. It starts when you decided to get an agent. Or just go straight to an editor. Gotta have a thick skin because rejections are par for the course and they stack up quick. With self-publishing, many are deciding to by-pass that particular emotional mine field and go straight to the readers. Except. You have to sell yourself. And your book. All by yourself. If you are really savvy and smart and way too cool for school, you round up a posse aka street team aka fan club. *sigh* Refer back to that whole shy thing.

Anyway, I found this nugget from the Universe to be heartening.

Silver, if at first you don’t succeed, it only means you’re getting closer, cooler, hotter, better, “badder,” and more awesome.

Tallyho,
The Universe
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Silver, choose to see it this way. Choose to see everything this way. You’re quite the crazy cat, dudette.

Gee, I wish I was getting closer, cooler (especially THIS summer!), hotter (at least as far as book sales go), badder and more awesome. I think I can claim the badder title. But I shall take heart. I may never make a best-seller list because marketing is my Kryptonite! And that’s okay. A loyal few who want my stories can also define success. See, the definition all depends on each of us. Now get out there and be successful! Cuz y’all are totally cooler, hotter, better, badder, and more awesome! Me? I’m just that crazy cat chillin’ in the corner. How are you chillin’ out these days?

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Wednesday Words: Dolphin Games

It’s Hump Day and y’all know what that means… New words! I didn’t actually write today’s snippet for last week’s #ThursdayThreads because I was the judge. However, I did put the two very dispare prompts together after some serious contemplation. I mean, the team is in the Carpathian Mountains. There’s not many Flippers there. The #1LineWed theme is *DOLPHIN*. See what I mean? And the prompt for Threads is “Play the long game.” True story. As soon as I saw the prompt, my brain when immediately to Jennifer Estep’s KILL THE QUEEN. That phrase is an important part of the series plot arc. But I digress. I had to meld those two things into a snippet that makes sense and also fits into the current WIP. I’m rather pleased with the detour my brain took. I’m blaming it on the 110 degrees outside.
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“You didn’t ask but I’ve a bit of advice for ya.” Loch paused and glanced back at Kin. “I’ve no room t’be talkin’ since I’ve not met m’mate but m’da caught and claimed his.”

Kin rolled his eyes but said nothing. The Irish Wolf would give his opinion whether he wanted it or not.

“Ya might think it wise to hold back, t’play the long game. Da always says t’strike while the iron is hot.”

“Catch her and claim her,” Kin muttered.

Loch laughed. “Yeah, that was his advice.”

Both men halted as the trail they’d been following spilled into a hidden clearing. What might have been a fairy-tale cottage perched in the middle, flanked by two buildings. Duke and the rest of the team appeared behind them almost immediately.

“Looks abandoned,” Tank said.

Duke turned to Uri. “I’ll send the Wolves. I want you to stay with the kids.” Uri nodded and melted back down the trail, Golda on his shoulder and Moshe at his side. “Kin, inside. Loch, outside. Tank, Dalton, take the outbuildings.”

Petrov came up behind them. “If there are people hiding, you may need me to translate.”
Duke couldn’t argue that. “Okay. You stay out here with me.”

The team split up. Loch paced around the exterior while Kin checked out the interior. Tank and Dalton checked the two outbuildings. Up close, the place looked much worse for the wear. Kin entered and the floor creaked. The dilapidated house was mostly empty. The place had been vacant for a long time. Kin’s wolf wanted to sneeze at the musty smell and the dust that floated in the air as he walked through the place. One room with a loft, this was likely a woodcutters cottage, used only during the summer. There was no food, no dishes. The furniture was bare-bones and primitive. He climbed the ladder to the loft. A moldy mattress was stuffed in the far corner and a small wooden chest with drawers sat against the highest wall.

Curious, he checked it out. The drawers were empty. No quick exit then. No emergency. Just people moving on and taking everything with them. The glint of silver caught his eye. Hunched over—being taller than the roof line—he headed toward the mattress. Tucked under one corner, he found a silver chain. He tugged and it came free. A small silver dolphin dangled from the other end.

Rарна.” The Ukrainian word sounded like “harna.”

Kin stared at the little girl. She was not one of the orphas. He tapped his ear to turn on the microphone attached to his ear piece. “Duke, we gotta situation.”

The child held out her hand, reaching for it, saying a word that sounded like “shakhta.”

“She says it is here,” Petrov said in a whisper, his eyes peeking over the floor of the loft. “That word means mine.”

The girl stared at Kin. He stared back. Petrov disappeared and was replaced on the ladder by Duke.

“Where’d she come from, Kin?”

“Bloody blue blazes if I know, Duke. There was no one in this place. I saw the wee bauble and picked it up and there she was.” His wolf paced uneasily just beneath the surface of his skin. That’s when Kin realized what his other half was trying to tell him. “Fuck me, Duke. She has no scent.”

“What’s that mean?”

“It means I can’t smell her. I see her. I hear her, but I can’t smell her. That…that’s not possible.”

Duke eased on up the ladder and crouched on the floor. “How do I say hello and ask her name, Petrov?”

Pryvit. Yak tebe zvaty.

Before Duke could repeat it, the girl turned and walked into the wall. Kin blinked. No. She walked through the wall. He and Duke both scrambled to the spot. The timbers were solid. There was no door, no space, no place for her to disappear into.

Far from religious, Kin muttered a prayer anyway. Duke crossed himself. Very carefully, Kin laid the chain and dolphin on top of the chest. They backed away, Duke climbing down first. Kin quickly followed.

Petrov’s face was pale as he led the way out of the cottage. None of them spoke. Tank, Dalton, and Loch stood out front, at the ready.

Dalton studied each of their expressions, suddenly grinned, and quipped, “You three look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
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And there you have it. A bit of whimsy for a hot day. Writers, if you are inspired by either/or/and the prompts, please share. Readers, do you like a good ghost story?

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Tuesday Treats & Titles: The Librarians

I so totally need to get the Moonstruck Wolf novels ready to publish so I don’t have to keep coming up with something to talk about on Tuesday. Let’s get to today’s treat because we can’t take it with us where we’re going. Did you do the ice cream truck thing when you were a kid? They didn’t really happen in my home town until I was in like Junior High (Middle School for those of you waaay younger than me). It wasn’t often that we bought gallons of ice cream. We churned our own. I don’t remember the truly olden days when the churns were hand cranked. We were all modern and had an electric ice cream maker. It consisted of a bucket made from wood planks. There were brackets on the top where the electric motor slotted in after you attached it to the beater thingy. The ice cream mixture was poured into a metal tube which fit into the bucket. You put the blades/churn/beather thingy in the mix, put on the lid and made sure it was tight because you didn’t want salt water leaking in. The the hole on the motor attached to the rod of the beater. We then packed ice and rock salt in layers around the metal tube, all the way to the top, hence the reason you wanted the lid on tight. The ice would melt and the salt turned the melted water salty. And yes, before the ice cream was down, you’d have to add ice at least a couple of times.

Our local family-owned grocery store stocked some awesome ice cream treats in addition to the ice cream we didn’t buy. Rocket pops. Drumsticks. Dreamsicles. Popcicles. And push pops–the kind your parents bought in bulk at the store. They were just plastic sleeves filled with what looked and kinda tasted like Kool-Aid. You stuck them in the freezer and then cut the top off, and push the concoction up to eat bites off the pop.

What does this have to do with libraries, you ask. Well, I can remember sitting on the front steps of my hometown library finishing off an ice cream treat before going in. No food or drinks allowed inside. To easy to damage one of those magical books. And books were–and still ARE–magical.

My dad propane company was open for a half-day on Saturday. He’d take me to work with him. In the winter, he’d drop me off at the library. The rest of the year, I either walked the 8 blocks from the “store” or if I was lucky and talked him into throwing it in the back of the truck, I rode my bike. I started reading early. Dad said 3, Mother said a bit later, but I read a lot. When I started going to the library, I was very methodical. I started with the A authors in the little kids section. I’d grab a book, read it, put it back on the shelt, read the next and so on. When Dad got there to pick me up, I was allowed to check out 7 books. We brought them all back the next Saturday even though they weren’t due for two weeks. When I finished with the picture books–sometime in kindergarten–I advanced to chapter books and again, started with the A authors and read all the way around the children’s section to the Zs. Then there were no more books. Small town, small library.

The library was a cool place. Yellow brick with tall windows, a circle porch with white columns, so sort of neo-colonial. It was a Carnegie library. One floor, with basement storage. Heavy, wooden double doors at the entrance, a small foyer tiled in small white tiles with a black accent “box.” The floors were wood in the main library. Frpnt and center, like an altar in a cathedral, sat the librarians desk. To the right was the kids section and to the left and back behind the desk was the adults. There was a bookcase right at the front of the adult section where new books were promininantly displayed, first come, first served, but you could put your name on the waiting list after their first check out.

At the age of ten, when I’d run out of kids’ books, Dad had a conversation with Mrs. Lake, the librarian. I should note that I’d also read all the books in Will Rogers’ Grade School’s library by this time as well. He told her that. He asked her to add my name to his card and said I had his permission to check out any book in the adult section. And yes, he assured her that he was positive. The first two books I checked out were Ian Fleming’s “The Spy Who Loved Me” and Mary Stewart’s “The Moonspinners.” No, I was not shocked by the 007 book. I’ was a…precocious child. I’d been stealing peeks at my dad’s Playboy maazines for a couple of years. Sex wasn’t any big deal to me. And yeah, I tended to skip over those parts because…BORING! 🙄 My how times change once we grow up, right?

This is a story I’ve told before so some of you already know it but like I said, I was looking for a topic for today’s post. FYI, that was 1963. After my dad died, in 1995, he had some library books checked out–a couple of Zane Greys, a Louis L’Amour, and an Isaac Asimov. He was an eclectic reader too. Anyway, the books were due so I volunteered to take them back. The library and long since outgrown it’s original building, though the new one had been built just a block away. When I brought the books in, I had to explain that Dad had passed. The current head librarian–a lady whose name I don’t remember–pulled his card. Yes, the cards were still kept in the library–manilla cardstock with typed names and a metal plate with your library number they ran through a machine like the old credit card machines–before electronic strips and chips. She looked at his card and then looked at me, blinked, and said my name, recognizing me finally. She showed me Dad’s card. My name was still on it. I never had gotten my own card there. They always just used Dad’s, even when I was in high school and college.

So anyway. *clears her throat and blows her nose* The library was my magical kingdom. I ate green egs and ham and listened for a Who with Horton. I solved mysteries with Nancy Drew, the Dana Girls, and the Hardy Boys. I raced with the Black Stallion and Flame, and I went to space with Tom Swift. I discovered Bradbury and Asimov, L’Amour, Stewart, and the classic horror stories. I dueled alongside the Three Muskateers and spirited French nobles to safety with the Scarlet Pimpernel. I went to Middle Earth and Narnia. I visited the worlds of Ursula LeGuin and Andrew Norton. And I fell in love with a certain British spy–of Scottish origina–who had a liscence to kill. Thanks, Dad, for teaching me to love books. Now I’m gonna go eat a bowl of ice cream and listen to a book. The breakfast of champions and dreamers everywhere.

Do you have a favority library story? A fave book from your childhood? Or the one book that you could read over and over if you were stuck on a desert island? And what’s your favorite flavor/type of a frozen summertime treat?

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Monday Melt-down

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s still hot. I fear that is a reoccurring theme for this summer. I truly identify with the pup in the pic. And yes, I like to gritch about the weather. Deal with it. 😉

Stuff happened this weekend. And last week.

I have to tell a funny on myself. Well, and LG too. So, the Kids took off a week ago Saturday for a short vacation. LG picked up Only’s Mustang to do some mostly comestic work on it–the interior leather on the doors had pulled out, the center console lid was cracked, the driver’s side mirror needed a replacement part. They got home Wednesday evening. The ‘Stang wasn’t done yet–waiting on a part and the doors (A former client of LG’s who still owed him some fees also restores cars so he fixed the panels in trade). I had it in my head that she had to do a photo shoot at work on Thursday and that Baseball Boy and Stormy had someplace to be so they needed two cars. Long story short, we took Drover up to them. We find out on Thursday afternoon, that she didn’t have work, the photo shoot was Friday afternoon. Ah well. I was being a good mom. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Anyway, they had a great time, her ‘Stang looks much better, and Drover is now home in the garage where he belongs.

Stormy had a soccer game Saturday. He ended up playing goalie for the other team because they didn’t have enough players and while that meant they forfeited, the coaches decided to scrimmage anyway. He got a medal for good sportsmanship from his coach. He also got a new bed. Well, a used bed, but new to him. I won’t get into all the details but friends bought their son (Stormy’s classmate and friend) a new bed for reasons. It’s a sturdy wooden loft bad with built-in dresser drawers, slide-out desktop, and hidden storage. His then-current bed was a metal frame “bunk” bed with a twin on top and a double on the bottom. It took up half the floorspace in his room. Literally. The new bed gives him plenty of room and the old bed found a new home with a friend of a friend’s co-worker–a grandmother getting custody of two grandkids, with no furniture and little money to spare. Warm fuzzies for paying forward. Anyway, we went to the boonies in LG’s truck to collect the new bed and move it back to the Kid’s house. We did NOT have to help put it together.

Needless to say, Saturday was hot and busy. And no coffee! *muppet flail* I know, right?!?! No, I wasn’t functioning on all cylinders but I also wasn’t having to make pitstops every 30 mintues. Once we finally got home, we flipped on the Cards’ game (they won 11-3), Goldy got his 300th homerun–which I was awake for–but totally napped through all the other runs. Catfish for dinner FTW.

Sunday, I hand-watered the giant phlox in my jungle of a front flowerbed. The grapevine and wisteria vines are particularly agressive this year. The phlox need water and under the restrictions, we can only hand water on days determined by address. In my case, it’s Thursday and Sunday. It sucks. I sometimes “cheat” because the house is on a corner so I could have either an even or an odd address depending on where the builder put the front door. We’re odd, BTW, but you knew that. 😉

I did some work. Not much but some and after my Wallyworld run early-EARLY this morning, I intend to knuckle down. I’ve sooo been draggin’ my feet this summer. It’s the doldrums. Or the Ides of Summer. No, that’s March. When it’s usually cooler. Whatever. Anyway, that’s my world. How’s your world?

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Friday Sinema: Endless Summer

I just caught the 9-day forecast. It’s ugly. Highs from 102 to 105 and until we “see” the actual humidity, no clue on how high the heat indext will go. And we’re only halfway through July. Ugh. There’s a reason we call these the dog days of summer and why if feels like Summer is gonna stick around forever. And yeah, it’s still totally a southern thing. Have a great weekend!

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Thursday Thoughts: Universe Pretending

Who played “pretend” when they were kids? 🙋🏼‍♀️

I could be a cowboy. Or an Indian. I could be a horse. Oh, I was a good horse! A shiny white stallion. For years and years I had a picture post card of him standing guard over his mares in a mountain valley under a full moon. I’ve tried several times to find the picture the post card was based on by my google-fu has failed me. That scene is still vivid in my imagination. Which is what fuels pretending. Pretending is what I do best. Even as a kid. I had more imaginary friends than I did RL ones. I think the Universe is on to me, though…

Silver James! What are you doing back in time and space?

A-ha! I see. Pretending.

Is it true that the illusions are soooooo captivating, the coffee soooooo rich, and the chocolate soooooo creamy, it’s easy to forget you’re just making it all up? And that if you don’t like what you’re experiencing you choose new thoughts, words, and baby steps to transform it?

Yeah, I already know…

More maple syrup?
The Universe
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Pretending, Silver… it’s what you do in time and space.

And that’s why I’m a writer. I’d rather live in my head with made-up people. I do hope I make the characters and the stories real enough that it all seems real to y’all. Did you have an imaginary friend? What was its name? Mine was a Fae named Loyal (pronounced Loy-al, rather than low-e-ahl. Anyway…) And yes, Ariel in the Penumbra Papers is based on my memory of him.

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Wednesday Words: Direct Message

[EDIT] Uhm…yeah. I really need to double-check post times when I set up the blog in advance. I had PM instead of AM clicked. Ah, well. Better late than never, right?

So, Wednesday once again. We’re almost half-way through July and I feel like I haven’t accomplished much of anything. I am, however, determined to at least get some new words using the #1LineWed and #ThursdayThreads prompts. That said, due to circumstance and on account of because, I only had the #1LineWed prompt this week. I still managed almost 600 words based on **MESSAGE**. As a set-up, this scene happens towards the beginning of CROSSFIRE, not long after the Hard Target team arrives to rescue Meg and discovers the orphans. Half the team and the older kids are walking back toward Moldavia for safety for…reasons. Ahoy, plot bunnies. So here we go…
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The frigid rain pounded them and ran in rivulets down the trail, turning into a slick miasma.

“We need to find shelter.” The men exchanged looks and Meg correctly read the implied d’uh in their expressions. “Fine,” she snapped. “It’s obvious. But while you macho men are all for soldiering on, the kids are flagging.”

“I’m aware of that, Ms. Muir.”

She bristled at the condescending tone in the big soldier’s voice. And using such a formal address was his way of putting it in her place. Whatever. She understood the reason for this trek. Watching the helicopter fly away with the smallest and sickest of the children had been hard. Worse, when word arrived that the chopper was grounded due to weather and Russian jets, the decision had been made to keep moving on foot. Then the weather turned even worse. Streams became raging rivers and their course had changed numerous times due to unexpected terrain.

In the distance, a dog howled. She blinked. No. That was not a dog. Wolf. She’d worked with them long enough to tell the difference. Besides, the K9 was right there next to his handler. This was mostly wild country so she doubted any shepherds or farms would be nearby.
“That was—”

“A wolf.” The tall, dark soldier with the Scottish accent finished for her. “Not to worry, lass.”

Humphf,” she grumbled.

Surprisingly, the guy in charge—and she really needed to concentrate so she could remember their names since they’d come to rescue her and all—headed in the direction of the howl. She herded the older kids ahead of her, having learned that the men would look after the smaller ones. In fact, the one with the goofy grin and teasing eyes—Dalton? Something like that. Anyway, he had a little girl perched on his shoulders, wearing a rain poncho. He also carried two packs, one on his back and one on his chest.

A low rumble reverberated above them. A gush of mud flowed down the hillside, followed by a tumble of rocks and debris. Meg turned around, her breath catching in her throat. “Watch—”

The little girl flew through the air and the soldier who’d come up behind Meg snatched her out of the air, swung around and deposited the surprised child on the trail behind him. Maxim was there, grabbing her hand and leading her away. Petrov, the soldier she secretly called Ta-dah, for the initials Tall, Dark, and Handsome or TDAH—hey she wash her father’s daughter and the military had a love affair with anacronyms—had the rest of the kids in hand. The soldier who’d been directly behind her was nowhere to be seen. She glanced down and saw him clinging to a tree further down the hill.

In a matter of minutes, Dalton was back on the trail, though scraped, bruised, and covered in mud. The pack that had been strapped to his chest looked crushed. While Tank and Kin worked to clean him up, Duke and Uri studied the radio Dalton had been carrying.

“Can we get a message out?” Duke looked resigned.

Uri stared at the mess of electronics in his hands. “Not with this.”

Scrubbing at his face, Duke made a decision. “Then we’ll just keep walking. We’ll eventually find a phone or another radio.” He glanced at the falcon huddling wet and miserable on Uri’s shoulder. “Any chance Golda—”

Uri shook his head. “No. She would be far for me to control.”

“Well…hell.”
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Yeah, talk about a clean-up on Aisle 9… Hey, there has to be reasons why they didn’t stay at the deserted farmhouse and why the “Air Force” wing of the team didn’t return ASAP to pick up the rest of them. For those bunnies, you’ll have to read the book. You know, once I get off my arse and get it written, edited, formatted, and uploaded. I’ll get right on that. No. Really. Writers, any messages you want to share? Readers, have you ever found a message in a bottle?

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Tuesday Treats & Titles: What’s in a Name?

I’m not sure how coherent this will be because Boone has been doing his weird wanderings and both LG and I are still walking the edge of sleep deprivation. I’d just dropped off to sleep yesterday afternoon for a nap when the dang dog decided to dig his way to Narnia in the wall behind the headboard–which is a space even little Loki has trouble squeezing into and we all know cats are liquid. Big dogs? Not so much. The ol’ brain ain’t firin’ on all cylinders and I’m a bit grumpy as I’m typing this. 😠

Anyway, names. As a writer, I collect names and I have this really big deal about names matching characters–not just their personalities but their backgrounds and ethnic heritage. I went round and round with a beginning writer because she was using classical Greek names for her Celtic immortals. Why? Because she liked those names. I asked her why she didn’t make them Greek in origin and she replied that the whole premise was based on Celtic legend. Yeah…well…

What triggered this whole train of thought? This goes back to my first published series, Faerie Reign. The hero in the second book is named Duncan Ross. He’s Scottish. And yes, originally, the story was based on “The Highlander” series (I’m not embarrassed to say that it started life as a bit of fan fiction) and the character was immortal. For the Faerie books, Duncan McLeod became Duncan Ross and he was reincarnated. Welpers, I came across a book over the weekend wheren the hero’s name was Duncan Ross. It made me stop and go…wait, what?!?!

Am I upset? Not really but sort of. At the time, I’d done a lot of research on the name “Duncan Ross” to make sure I wasn’t using a real persons name–or at least a notable real person. My point is, I spend a lot of time working on names. I want them to fit the character. I want them to sound cool. I want first and last names to sound like…well, like they go together and that “person” has had that name all their life. Yes, I do have more than one name-the-baby book on my desk. And yes, I probably spend way too much time scouring them to find the combination that just sounds right.

But, but… Yes, I see a couple of hands going up wanting to ask about some of the names in The Penumbra Papers. Yes, the FBI director’s name is George Bailey. Yes, his assistant’s name is Alice Cooper. Those books have a different tone, often have “Easter eggs” in them, and the characters are secondary. It’s a way to add a little tongue-in-cheek fun to the books. And if you really look at those characters, their names fit the characters, or the characters fit the names. Take your pick. 😉

So, no hard and fast rules, just my preferences, and yes, when I’m reading other’s books, I do roll my eyes over some of the name choices. I’m curious about how readers feel. Are names important to you? Do you have some favorite characters with cool names? Do you sometimes wonder what the author was thinkin’ (or smokin’/drinkin’) when they name a character? And most important, do any of my characters have names you hate? Inquiring minds want to know!

Also, here’s my tip for a treat. True story. I had a big ol’ cup of coffee prepped and ready–hot, creamy, sweet, and full of caffeine goodness. And then life happened. I had to walk away from it. For some totally bizarre reason, I stuck the travel cup in the freezer. Sleep deprived brain, remember? And that was only my second cup so I was also cafeine deprived. I went off to deal with life and splurged on a Starbucks Frappucino on the way home. Later, I was looking for my coffee cup. And finally found it when I was pulling something else out of the freezer. Because the cup was thermal, it hadn’t frozen solid so it came out kind of like a frappucino. And I thought to myself, “Self, we should make coffee pops! Mix up the milk, coffee, sugar, and any flavorings–like vanilla, cinnamon, mocha, whatever–pour into small paper cups, freeze until you can stick popsicle sticks into them and they stay upright, then freeze solid. Have I done this? Nope, but if this hit keeps on, I’ll be tempted. In fact, I might just add cups and sticks to my grocery list. What do y’all think? Worth a try?

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Dog Day Monday

Who knows why these are called the dog days of summer? 🙋🏼‍♀️ if you don’t know, or are curious, here’s a quick recap–and no, it has nothing to do with hot days and dogs melting into the puddles all lazy and stuff due to the heat. Between July 3 and August 11 (the “official” dog days of summer), the Sun occupies the same space as Sirius, which is the brightest star in the sky and rises and sets with the sun. Y’all might recognize that Sirius is called the Dog Star because it’s part of the Canis Major,, the Greater Dog. The Romans believed that the heat Sirius gives off adds to that of the sun when they are in close proximity. FYI, on July 23, the Sun and Sirius are in conjunction. And that, boys and girls, is our astronomy lesson for the day.

It’s hot. It’s sooo hot I don’t want to do a darn thing. Luckily, the temps cooled slighily on Saturday–at least during the morning–so we headed up north to watch Stormy play soccer. ALL the kids (and quite a few parents) were dragging because of the humidity. Stormy made a goal and then blocked a few when he played goalie. They have a good coach and this league is very positive and takes lots of water breaks. I’m not sure who won, but since they are second graders and none of them will be recruited for World Cup soccer, not sure it really maters. The Kids left shortly after for a quick vacation to St. Louis. They have tickets to the Cardinals. I’m a little jealous, but it’s still hot, and  yes, I might melt if I have to sit out in the sun. The good thing (of them, anyway) about Baseball Boy being a high school teacher is they always have babysitters and house/dog sitters. Two sisterxz are staying at their house to take care of Dozer the Belgian Malinois.

Have I mentioned I love fried cat fish? I do, Harold. I really, really do. (Don’t ask. That’s a phrasae that goes back to my college days and you would have had to have been there to understand what it means and why it makes me laugh.)

Our Ring doorbell app sends out weird alerts sometimes. I get a “There’s a PERSON at your front door” when someone walks down the street, 40 feet away. It ignores the cauldron of cats, the stray Papillion, the possum, and the raccoons. When the skunk shows up? “There’s a PERSON at your front door.” 🙄 So far, I’ve picked up no serious paranormal activity but I keep hoping.

I gave blood yesterday. I try to give every 8-12 weeks. Jake went with me again. New supervisory guy was there today and he wanted a pic of Jake. It’s amazing how often people want to see him. You can check out the Stuff and Nonsesne tab up there at the top to see pics of the critters. Excpet for Pete. I haven’t added Pistol Pete the Garage Cat yet. I only have a couple of pics and they’re nothing to write home about.

Why yes, I am refusing to discuss writing. Whay to you ask?

Moving on. Today is WallyWorld day for groceries unless I have another bad night. Boone was in his “Looking for the Wardrobe to Narnia” search mode last night. He kept LG and I both up. In. Out. Trying to get there from the shower, the closet, behind the bed, all four corners in the family room… Poor old dude. Anyway, if I’m dragging and it’s hot early, I’ll probably proscrastinate. I’m also going to fight against the lethargy of these blased dog days and you know…work for my living. Dang book ain’t gonna revise itself. On that note, time to decide if I’m going to have to people today. What about y’all? Do you have to people today? And how was your weekend?

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Friday Sinema: Summer Driving

This is so true, y’all, and why I always hit Wallyworld before 9 a.m. Stay in. Stay cool. And watch those hot cars! Also, I know y’all are smart enough to not leave pets or people in a car in the summer, even with the windows cracked. Just don’t do it unless you want to bury somebody special. Also, call 911 if you see a child or critter suffering. That’s my very serious PSA to go along with the grins and giggles on this Friday, when our heat index is predicted at 105.

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