It’s Friday. It feels like I haven’t done much this week and then I look at my office and realize WHOA! I did a LOT–just not wordy-nerdy stuff. Well, other than posting on this here blog every day. So now it’s Friday. I’ve been saving up this stuff as it comes to me and since I haven’t gone hunting for a video, I suppose I’ll subject you to this inanity. You do realise that there’s only one letter that separates inane from insane, right? Anyway, please fasten your seatbelts and return your seat and tray table to their upright positions for take-off…

Alien invasion RomCom book idea:
“When you’re supposed to take over the earth as the dominant species but you discover day drinking.”
I saw this on a meme (cat, looking slightly disgruntled, sitting at an outdoor table staring at a cell phone and a wine glass full of red wine). Someone much funnier than me totally needs to write this book!

Dad jokes that made me laugh in spite of myself:

What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?  ….  ….  …. I-Hop.

What is a frog’s favorite type of shoe?  ….  ….  …. Open-toed sandals. (think about it and if you don’t get it then say it out loud)

Thoughts that occur to me as I drink coffee and stare out the window into the dark:

The word Queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters.

I don’t procrasinate, I delegate tasks to my future self.

I’ve never been held hostage but I have been in a group text.

I’m holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I’m busy. (This is also true if holding a beer or a margarita, just sayin’…)

Sarcasm–one of the many services I offer.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

The fact that I am an adult is absolutely hilarious.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

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Soccer tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. At least the weather is cooler! That pretty much defines my whole weekend. What’s on tap for y’all?