Thursday Thoughts: Universal As If

I’m just gonna drop this here. Do with it what you will.

Live as if, Silver.

Always,
The Universe
© http://www.tut.com ®

As if, Silver, life was easy, people were awesome, and you just haven’t yet decided which of your favorite charities should receive your anonymous $1 million donation.

And no, “as if” is not the same as “what if.” Just sayin’…

Or is it?

Happy April Fools Day.

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Wednesday Words: Work Out

Another Wednesday, more words to tease you with. I had a lot of snippets to chose from this time because the #1lineWed THEME is **WORK**. In this snippit, Sade is working hard for the money. The fact that she’s having to deal with not only an Interpol agent, but one who happens to be a vampire. Lt. Jean-Louis Durand met Sade and Caleb at the airport when they landed in Paris. Can I just say that our favorite magick is not impressed?
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“You know what I am.” The vampire spoke softly and sounded surprised. He also made it a statement, not a question.

Sade shrugged and offered him a speculative look. “You’re a vampire.”

“And you have no problem with my…” He struggled for the right word. “For my being?”

“I’ve worked with vampires before. I’m just surprised that Interpol accepted a magick within its august ranks.”

That earned her a smile. Even his eyes crinkled in amusement. “I and my human counterpart are something like you and Caleb. We work the magical crimes. I work nights, he works days. We sometimes compare notes.” He gave a very Gallic shrug.

“My partners a werewolf. So long as he’s not left out in the rain, we get along fine too.”

That got a growl from Caleb and a chuckle from the French vampire. “I am surprised that you recognized what I am. I am very good at being human.”

“And I’m very good at recognizing magicks.” Sade offered her own very Gallic shrug.

“I had heard this about you yet I did not quite believe. Can you recognize all magicks for what we are?”

“Can a werewolf follow a magical trail?”

“Some, yes.”

“Then you have your answer.” Sade didn’t know this dude and wasn’t about to give away her trade secrets. The fact she had been marked by both a master vampire and the king of the fae was strictly need to know and Loo-te-no Zahn-Loo-ey Doo-ran wasn’t on that list. She switched subjects. “So, about this dragon?”

Jean-Louis laughed, the sound deep and rich and meant to entice. The sound washed over her with barely a ripple. This vampire didn’t hold a candle to Sinjen.

“This dragon arrived a few days ago and things began to happen.”

“Which dragon?”

“The Drakon of Klan Kolikikos, Sade, of course. Is he not the dragon with which you are most…familiar?”

She did not like the insinuation in Jean-Louis’s voice. In her frostiest voice, she sad, “What has he done now?”

“Nothing.” Amusement glinted in his eyes.

Sade arranged her expression into an appropriate glower. “If he’s done nothing, then why are we here?”

“Because, as I mentioned, things began to happen. We cannot link any of them directly to his actions but we find it highly suspicious that these events began to occur upon his arrival.”

“Would you care to enlighten us?” She pointedly included Caleb.

“Certain members of the Magick community here in Paris have gone missing since his appearance.”

“And?”

Jean-Louis blinked at her. “What is it you mean and?”

“If you were on the wrong side of the dragons and one popped into town, wouldn’t you quietly disappear?” While the vampire pondered, Sade continued. “How do you know they hadn’t already scheduled a…” She leaned toward Caleb. “What do Europeans call vacations?”

“Holiday.”

“Yeah. That. For all you know, Durand, these disappearing magicks are simply living their own lives on their own timetable. You have no direct correlation between his arrival and their disappearance.”

“But this is Paris,” the vampire argued.

“And?”

“Why is the dragon here?”

“I don’t know. Why does anyone come to Paris? Maybe he wants to eat cheese and pastries and drink wine.”

“I do not understand why you defend him.” Jean-Louis looked sly now. “He just tried to kill you.”

“Did he?”

Oui.”
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I am making progress. I’ve hit a rough patch for Sade and Sinjen and they aren’t cooperating because they think they know what I’m going to do to them. They don’t have a clue. Today, I plan on making them work for their HEA. Writers, any working words to share? And readers, how hard should a couple have work for their happy ending?

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Tuesday Treats & Titles: Bacon-Bourbon Apple Pie

Okay. I’ll be honest here. When I first saw this recipe I was all OMG! *FLAIL*!!! (There might have been a Muppet involved.) Why? Four words: bacon, bourbon, apple, and pie. I mean, add a cup of coffee and all the food groups are present and accounted for! And who doesn’t like hot, fresh pie that’s ready in just over an hour?

Total Time: 1 Hr. 20 Min.
Prep Time: 20 Min.
Cook Time: 1 Hr.
Get creative with our Bacon-Bourbon Apple Pie recipe! Crispy bacon streusel tops this fabulous bourbon apple pie, making for a sweet and savory dessert.

What You Need
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
3/4 cup flour, divided
6 Tbsp. cold butter, divided
5 slices cooked OSCAR MAYER Bacon, crumbled
1 ready-to-use refrigerated pie crust (1/2 of 14.1-oz. pkg.)
6 cups sliced peeled Golden Delicious apples (about 6 apples)
3/4 cup granulated sugar
2 Tbsp. bourbon
1 tsp. vanilla

Let’s Make It
1 – Heat oven to 400ºF.
2 – Mix brown sugar, cinnamon and 1/2 cup flour in medium bowl. Cut in 1/4 cup (4 Tbsp.) butter with pastry blender or 2 knives until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Stir in bacon.
3 – Place crust in 9-inch pie plate as directed on package for one-crust filled pie. Place apples in large bowl. Add granulated sugar, remaining flour, bourbon and vanilla; mix lightly Spoon into crust. Cut remaining butter into small pieces; place evenly over apples. Cover with crumb topping. Place on baking sheet.
4 – Bake 30 min. Reduce oven temperature to 350ºF; bake 30 min. or until apples are tender. Cool.

Kitchen Tips
Tip 1 – Size Wise: This impeccable flavor combination in a classic pie can be enjoyed on a special occasion.

Tip 2 – Food Facts: For best results, refrigerate the pastry-lined pie plate until ready to fill with apples.

Tip 3 – Foil Tip Pie: Cover edge of pie crust with strip of foil for the last 15 min. of the baking time to prevent it from browning too much. (I actually have several sizes of metal covers for this very thing!)

Tip 4 – Substitute: Prepare using any other cooking apple, such as tart Granny Smith apples.

Tip 5 – Note: Place the oven rack in the lower third of the oven before using to bake the pie.

Tip 6 – Variation: Omit bourbon. Increase vanilla to 2 tsp.

I’m totally ignoring that last tip. Just sayin’. CLICK HERE to get all the nutrional details from My Food and Family. I wasn’t sure which of my characters I wanted to link to this recipe. Celie Monaghan and Rhys Kendric mentioned that it had been awhile since I gave folks a peek at their story. It’s  humdinger–fated mates, mistaken identity, revenge. I mean seriously, Bacon-Bourbon Apple Pie is the perfect compliment to their story. You can read all about it in BLOOD & FIRE: A Moonstruck World Novel. It’s free to read if you have Kindle Unlimited and only $2.99 if you want to buy it and put it on your keeper shelf. Just click on the cover or the title for the quick trip over to th ‘Zon to grab your copy. Have a piece of pie, a cup of coffee*, and read on, m’friend. Read on!

*Or the beverage of your choice.

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Monday Madness

IgnoreMondayCatHow much longer for March Madness? At least one of the Oklahoma teams made it to the Sweet Sixteen. Good on you, ORU. It’s Monday again. The last one this month. The fact there have been FIVE Mondays in March is somewhat disheartening.

In other news, WordPress is turning into Facebook when it comes to makng things harder in order to “simplify.” Grrr. It didn’t need fixing, WordPress. FYI, WP is the platform this site is built on. They’ve messed up my classic “block” and dashboard and now they’re messing with the way I can display photos. Why?????

At least I got some new words over the weekend. Sinjen is having an existential crisis, Sade made an arse of herself, and the story is moving forward. I also have a new title–as opposed to the working title–and Only and I have agreed on an image and concept for the cover. Yes, I’m a big ol’ tease. But I don’t want to reveal too much until I’m waaay closer to typing The End than I currently am. I was shooting for the end of the month. Yeah…no. Now I’m taking it day by day. I finally have a clear vision for this damn book. Yeah, yeah. I know. About friggin’ time.

In other news, I read and loved B.E. Sanderson’s RUMOR HAS IT (Duke Noble, PI #1). If you are a fan of mystery/detective novels and small-town noir, grab this one! That’s the only new and exciting title. Otherwise, I’ve been indulging in a marathon re-listen of Jayne Castle’s Ghost Hunter/Harmony/Rainshadow series. They’re paranormal SciFi romance set on a distant planet and connect back to JAK’s contemporary and Amanda Quick’s historical paranormal romances under the Arcane Society umbrella.

TV has been…well, lets just say there’s a bunch on the DVR that I haven’t caught up with yet. My bad. I have no clue who got unmasked last week on The Masked Singer. And as much as I’ve been looking forward to Night Watch coming back to New Orleans, I haven’t found the time to watch. Part of the problem is the stupid time change. I’m awake and weird times and am often asleep before the late news comes on. I tried to watch something on the DVR last night and I hit fast forward at the first set of commercials and woke up an hour later to the screen asking if I wanted to delete, start over, or save. 🥱😪😴

Opening Day is in less that a week. BASEBALL! I do wish the sports channels would show more college baseball and softball. And I’ve already mentioned the whole madness thing. Have no clue who made it into the Elite Eight, or are we already to the Final Four? Anyway, I’ve been watching my Cardinals when I can catch them on the tube.

Not much else going on around here. Still waiting to see what parts of the landscape survived the deep freeze. I have some hope that there is life out there in the yard. My goal this week is to write every day. And not just “piddle” writing, but real, meaningful scenes that move the book forward. This thing has driven me batty long enough. What are your goals for the week?

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Friday Sinema: Spring is Sprung

Last Saturday, Spring officially arrived. Of course, within days, we had tornadoes and snow and then warm weather before our temps plummeted and it rained. That’s okay. It’s a Southern Thing. Which is why this video made me gigglesnort. Gigglesnorts are a Southern Thing, too, by the way. Anyway, have a great weekend. And enjoy Spring while you can!

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Thursday Thoughts: Universal Story Time

I occasionally appear on writers’ panels. Or I used to before the universal shut-down, and you’ll note that’s with a small “u” so I’m talking in broad terms rather than referring specifically to the Universe. Anyway, writers on panels often get asked–by new writers and readers both–how we write. What’s our process? Where to the ideas come from? Most of us can wax on interminably about such things. Then this popped up in my in-box this week.
The real story behind time and space, Silver, goes like this:

Where there was none, now there is plenty. Where there was thought, now there are worlds. Where there was Me, now there is You.

And so the baton has been passed.

Reality—what a trip.

Good God,
The Universe
©www.tut.com

Now, Silver, remember the none-and-plenty bit.

I had to laugh when I read this. It vividly reminded me of my government professor’s description of…well…government. At the process of it. He called it the Black Box Theory. Things go into the mysterious black box that is our government and things come out. Most people don’t really care what happens inside the box because it is messy and confusing. He further refined it by adding that things like demands, necessities, and wants go in. They get churned up and laws, rules, and regulations get spit out.

This is a long story to explain the writing process, which the Universe did so simply above. Where there was none, now there is plenty. Where there was thought, now there are worlds. That’s how it works. A writer starts with a blank page. They type a word. Then another. Then a sentence, a paragraph, and a page. Suddenly, there’s a story with places and people and stuff going on. And after we type The End and the manuscript churns through another black box filled with beta readers, editors, proofreaders, and formatters. It comes out the other side. The author passes the baton to the reader. And so the cycle continues. Now, if it was only as easy as it sounds. 🙄 Are y’all ready for me to pass the baton?

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Wednesday Words: What Goes Round

Happy Hump Day. It’s time for #1lineWed and I have a big ol’ snippet to share. This is like hot-off-the-presses first draft so forgive typos, awkward sentence structure and all the other oops that are part of a first draft. I’ll admit that I didn’t have a snippet that felt truly fit today’s theme. But the rough scene I had of Sade doing some…well, we’ll just call it a little magical traveling, needed to be finished. And with **ROUND** as my inspiration, this is where I went.
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Sade hit something solid and had enough presence of mind to soften her knees, lean, and roll. She came up in a crouch, pistol in her hand. She had no clue where she’d landed but the place was pitch black. The darkness was suffocating, and both claustrophobia and vertigo hit. She closed her eyes, which didn’t change a damn thing about her environment but she wasn’t supposed to see light with her eyelids screwed shut.

Heavy breathing filled the void and she held her breath. The sound stopped. Oh, she thought, and choked back a giggle, knowing it would shade toward the hysterical side. She was the one breathing hard. D’uh. She reached out a cautious hand, felt the space in front of her and then each side. Nothing. She touched the surface beneath her. Hard but with a layer of…dust? Dirt? Hell, for all she knew, it could be fairy dust. That would be her luck.

It would help if she could remember how she got here, wherever the fuck here was. With utmost care, she twisted to feel behind her. More nothing. Common sense said sit still. Like getting lost in the woods, she should hug a tree and wait to get rescued. Except she wasn’t in the damn woods and as queasy as her stomach felt, she’d likely gone through another fucking portal. Which totally sucked. She’d had enough of that during the Battle for the Realms while fighting the rogue gargoyles with Roman and his little witch, Verity.

The whole Scooby Gang had been there for that final clash, and it had taken them all to prevail. Had the battle occurred in the human realm, the devastation would have been monumental and she couldn’t even comprehend what the death toll would have been. It was bad enough that parts of that war had spilled into Notre Dame and damaged the historic cathedral.

She hunkered down on her haunches and forced her brain to ignore the oppressive darkness. She need to think but more importantly, she needed to remember. She closed her eyes, hoping her brain would realize they were in the dark because her eyes were closed.

Paris. She’d been in Paris. Caleb. With her partner. On a case. Early morning. Vampire. Not Sinjen. Though she’d talked to him on the phone. A different vampire. A car. A…train?

Yes! She’d gotten on a train to go find Nikos. Something happened on the train. Coffee. She’d gotten coffee from a trolley. Her phone. She patted her pockets. There was something about her…Jean-Louis. Interpol. She’d dropped her phone in his car and he’d told her to buy a new one at the station except there hadn’t been time. Crap. Coffee. Her mouth filled with saliva and she tasted something…odd. Metallic. Poison? No. Magic? Oh hell yes.

She’d drunk her coffee and after swallowing the last drop, she’d been hurtled through a motherfucking portal. Her backpack. Where was her… She felt around. Her fingers brushed against leather. She scrabbled for the strap and hauled her pack to her. That was something at least.

Now, to figure out where in the hell of a hundred realms was she.

Something clicked. A light flickered over her head. The grating screech of grinding gears filled her ears. The floor started to move. What in the motherfucking hell? More lights flickered on. The floor sped up. Sade planted her butt and spread her legs in hopes that would help brace her. She wasn’t moving in a straight line. Nope. She was going in a slow circle. Calliope music tinkled in the background. More lights, flashing and dancing in time to the old-fashioned music. Figures emerged as they passed beneath the puddles of light. A horse. White with a golden mane and tail, one front leg lifted and curled. A saddle and bridle, gaudy and gilded adorned the animal. It rose and fell in time to the music. Carousel horse. The next figure was that of a dragon, glittering silver with wings outspread, also wearing a saddle painted red with a blue blanket embellished with arcane symbols beneath it. A wolf flashed by, pitch black with glowing amber eyes, wearing a golden saddle. More horses followed. Up and down. Round and round.

She suddenly recognized the song and sang the words. “Here we go ’round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush. Here we go ’round the mulberry bush, on a cold and frosty morning.”

Sade clamped her mouth shut. What the fuck? Was she dreaming? Or had she truly been dumped through another portal? Bad enough she ended up in the dragon realm the first time. This placer? She had no clue. It didn’t feel fae. Or gargoyle. Not dragon. Not…real. Was she caught in some weird dreamscape?

The carousel was completely illuminated now, lights sparkling and dancing. The music changed tempo. Sade groped for the nearest animal. A black charger, tall and muscled, and covered in fancy armor. She swung up into the saddle, ignoring the St. John’s cross on the horse’s caparisons. She grabbed the reins and held on as the horse shifted beneath her. How did she know that the cloth draping the horse was called a caparison? And more importantly, how did she know the cross emblazoned across it’s hindquarters was a St. John’s cross and not a Templar’s cross?

“Dreaming,” she muttered. “This can’t be real.”

So how did one go about waking up from a crazy-ass dream while basically caught on the Fae’s Wild Hunt of a merry-go-round? She recognized the answer as it passed above her head.

“You catch the brass ring.”
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Sounds like a plan to me. Now, if I could just figure out the villain. On a bright note, I think I finally have the title, but I’m not sure so I’m not sharing. Yet. Writers, do you have an round words share? Readers, what makes your reading world go round?

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Tuesday Treats & Titles: Bacon-Cheddar Chicken and Potatoes

This dish takes a bit longer than the recipes I usually toss up here, but this is a stick-to-your-ribs meal that guys like a lot. I’m not a big fan of dark meat when it comes to chicken and turkey, nor is bone-in on my list of faves–except for drumsticks because…drumsticks!

Total Time: 2 Hr. (including marinating)
Prep Time: 30 Min.
Cook Time: 1 Hr. 30 Min.
6 servings

Find a dish the whole family will love when you make Bacon-Cheddar Chicken and Potatoes. Top this dish with parsley for the perfect finishing touch.

What You Need
1/4 cup KRAFT Classic Ranch Dressing
6 large bone-in chicken thighs (1-3/4 lb.), skin and visible fat removed
4 slices OSCAR MAYER Baco
1-1/2 lb. red potatoes (about 5), cut into 1-inch chunks
1 onion, cut into 1/2-inch chunks
1 cup KRAFT Shredded Triple Cheddar Cheese with a TOUCH OF PHILADELPHIA
2 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley

Let’s Make It
1 – Pour dressing over chicken in shallow dish. Refrigerate 30 min. to marinate.
2 – Heat oven to 400ºF. Cook bacon in large skillet on medium heat until crisp. Remove bacon from skillet, reserving 1 Tbsp. drippings in skillet. Drain bacon on paper towels.
3 – Add potatoes and onions to reserved drippings; cook 5 min., stirring occasionally. Remove from heat. Crumble bacon. Add to potato mixture; mix lightly. Spoon into 13×9-inch baking dish. Remove chicken from marinade; discard marinade. Place chicken over potato mixture.
4 – Bake 55 min. to 1 hour or until potatoes are tender and chicken is done (165ºF). Top with cheese and parsley.

Kitchen Tips
Tip 1 – Serving Suggestion: Serve with cooked fresh green beans.

Tip 2 – Special Extra: Mix 1/2 tsp. hot pepper sauce with ranch dressing before pouring over chicken.

Want all the nutritional details? CLICK HERE and head over to My Food and Family for more info. Once again, the nudge to share this recipe came from one of my heroes. Tait “Shooter” McCord was a confirmed bachelor for a lot of years before Lauren Reilly stumbled into his life. Lauren can cook, even though she’s a bit of a computer nerd but in her words, “Seriously? The man wants to cook and feed me. Why would I argue?” She has a point. You can read how Lauren ended up on the Ten Most Hunted List and what Tait had to do to keep her safe in MONTANA MOON. I guarantee the tale is an exciting one! Just click on the title or the cover to grab your copy. If you have a Kindle Unlimited subscription, you can read it for free. Inquiring minds want to know? Do you prefer to cook for yourself or have someone cook for you?

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Monday Marching Orders

Good grief. After today, there’s STILL another Mopnday in this month. Also, I’m still all messed up over DST. I woke up yesterday morning to the chirpy weatherman announcing the 6 o’clock weather report and stating that we still had another hour and a half of darkness before sunrise. My brain translated that as, “WTF? That means it’s actually 5 a.m. Why are we effing awake?!?” Good question brain. Keeping fingers crossed that THIS is the year Congress stops doing stupid $h!+ and actually does something productive. We are talking about Congress so not holding my breath. Still, plenty of time to sit in the dark, drinking coffee and contemplating the mysteries of life.

Happy Official Birthday to Stormy. He’s Lucky Seven this year. The kid is way too smart and tall and sweet. Why yes, he does take after Only, why do you ask? 😉

I’m watching a bit more TV–beyond the odd stuff I usually watch like Strange Evidence, What on Earth?, Paranormal Caught on Camera, etc. The Masked Singer is back. I totally correctly guessed last week’s unmaskng–Kaitlyn Jenner. Who referred to herself as “Dad” when talking about her kids. Yeah, a little trouble wrapping my head around that one. She was the Phoenix and that costume was all kinds of awesome and her singing was way better than mine. Old/new show premiering this week. Thursday night, Night Watch returns. They are back in New Orleans, five years after the first show aired. Wow. Time surely flies. One of my favorite paramedics on the show, Holly, is now an LT and supervises rather than riding one of the boxes. A few oldies are still around but a shiny-new cast added to the gumbo. I know. I’m weird.

I’m doing a marathon re-listen of a favorite series, Jayne Castle/Jayne Ann Krentz’s Harmony/Ghost Hungers series. Paranormal SciFi Romantic Suspense. What’s not to love?

In sports news, my Cardinals are doing well in Spring Training. Only 10 more days until Opening Day! Also my OSU Cowgirls are still either 5th or 8th, depending on the poll, and OU remains #1. The Cowboys are #14 in baseball. Also, all 3 Oklahoma teams–OSU, OU, and ORU–cleared the first round of March Madness. They weren’t supposed to. In fact, 15th seed ORU knocked out that other OSU (Ohio State) that was a 2nd seed, so you can bet I was dancing a victory dance in their honor. For those of you with money on a bracket? Sorry–not sorry.

Despite the odds, I did get some new words written, despite falling down several rabbit holes. The March Hare and I are BFFs now. Google street view is not my friend. I shouldn’t admit that I’ve “driven” to all the places in Paris that Sade’s visited in this book. I know. I know. Still, authenticity! The last time I was in Paris, it was 1968 and not too long after the student riots. As wide-eyed high school students, we didn’t get out and about all that much as a result. Anyway, I need to get this book finished, to the editor, and get ideas to Only for the cover. I got a bunch of projects this year. Procrastinaton and recalcitrant characters are not my friends.

On that note, I’m done here. More coffee, a bit more dark left, and then work. I really am closer to finishing the book than my brain thinks I am. How was your weekend? Productive? Lazy? A mix of both? Oh, Happy Spring, which officiallly started on Saturday.

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Friday Sinema: What About Now?

Sometimes, a song provides inspiration. Sometimes, inspiration finds a song. This is a song I’ve loved since it first came out and when I wrote a scene featuring Sinjen for this current WIP, I knew this was the song that needed to the soundtrack for this particular chapter. I’ll leave the scene to your imagination until the book is out in the wild, complete with the whole soundtrack. Until then, enjoy your Friday and have a great weekend.

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