
As predicted, the Super Bowl was boring. I did care who won but it would have been nice to have some real football shoved in there between the commercials. I didn’t actually time the difference but I’m pretty sure that for every 2 minutes of football, there was 5 minutes of commercials. For the most part, the commercials were utterly forgettable. Or boring. Or full of self-righteous virtue signalling.
There were 119 commercials from the start of the pregame singing through to the after-game talk. The numbers broke down like this:
- Pregame/Intro: 17
- First Half: 44
- During Half-time: 20
- Second Half: 33
- Post Game: 5
I did NOT see the commercials during the half-time show. We switched over the alternative presented by TPUSA because Brantley Gilbert and Lee Brice! They are favorites. The weird funny bunny dude? Not so much. Anyway, I missed a couple of commercials I might have liked, based on the company involved so at some point, I may go back to watch them on YouTube or something. In any case, I watched almost a hundred commercials. There are 13 that I can remember the next day (as I’m typing this on Monday). My top 2 favorites are listed first. After that, they are listed in the order they appeared.
- Budweiser Clydesdale and Eagle
- Lay’s Potato Chips “Last Harvest” (It’s your farm now…)
- State Farm Ins “Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer”
- Toyota “Go farther, kids!”
- Michelob Ultra “The Mentor” (Kurt Russell, y’all!!!) Ok, yeah. Big crush there.
- Pepsi “The Choice” (Coke polar bear defects)
- Redfin “Neighbors” (new family moves in, doesn’t “fit” until they do-a little preachy but I liked it
- Dove “Girls Sports”
- Pringles “I need a man” (so she builds him out of Pringles chips…)
- Xfinity “Jurassic Park take 2” (funny and great use of AI, just sayin’)
- Alexa-1 Chris Hemsworth “what can go wrong” Funny AND Chris Hemsworth!
- Red Bull Dogs in Love
- Hellman’s Mayo Neil Diamond is in the house, sweet Caroline!
That’s it. Those are the ones I enjoyed and would consider using/buying those products. There were more than many that had LG and I staring at each other and mouthing WTF?!!? A few stand out but I’m not listing them. They don’t need air space from me. So there it is. That’s my list. Any you agree with? Disagree with? Want to add?



















