It’s Friday! That means it’s time for some weirdness, fun, and procrastination. Enjoy! And have a great weekend. The links head over to the I Can Haz Cheezburger site. Giggle worthy, and then I leave you with some…things to think about.
If cats were fonts or if fonts were cats. No, really! CLICK HERE. 🙀
Bird watchers (and those who enjoy my WTF files) will enjoy this story in pictures about tracking eagles–and the roaming charges they racked up! CLICK HERE. 🦅
Speaking of birds, someone(s) have way too much time on their hands but I’ll admit to giggling as I scrolled through these .gifs of human arms on birds. Trust me. CLICK HERE. 🐤
🤔 Thoughts to Ponder:
– If you get fired from the Unemployment Office, do you just go sit on the other side of the desk?
– Always carry a knife. You know, in case there’s cheesecake or someone who needs to be stabbed.
– If a bunch of cats jump on each other, is it still call a dog pile?
😏 Live PD If-I-Had-A-Dollar-Everytime-I’d-Be-Rich:
-These aren’t my pants, bro. I swear to God. On my momma’s life, these aren’t my pants! (Or coat/jacket/shirt/bag…)
-Driver(s) pulled over for expired/fake/no tags and/or no/expired driver’s license and/or no insurance: Hey, officer, I was going to get this all taken care of tomorrow.
😲 From the WTF?!?! Files:
-A local attorney is in federal custody on a triple homicide charge–along with her lover, who was her client at the time of the murder. She just received an award from a national legal association and has been named as one of this state’s “10 best Criminal Law attonreys for CLIENT SATISFACTION.”
-A professor living in Florida who was called to testify for the defense as an expert on drug cartels in a state opioid trial against a drug maker was arrested after a federal indictment for laundering dirty money in the US–money coming from a Venezuelan bribery and corruption scheme. 🤣 I can’t make this $h!+ up!