Tuesday Treats & Titles: King Cake

Happy Fat Tuesday! It’s Mardi Gras. It’s also my birthday but at my age, I’d just as soon it not be a day, ya know? Still, it’s MARDI GRAS! On my birthday! This is one year I actually wish I could put up with all the people to celebrate in the home of my heart. Yes, I ❤ New Orleans. And I keep setting books there, or at least sending characters there so I can visit in my imagination if not in person. I have to admit that I’ve never actually been there for Mardi Gras. I’m not exactly a crowd person and Bourbon Street on a normal night is busy enough. Mardi Gra? Crazy times!!! So, to celebrate at home with one of the traditional treats, here’s a quick and different take on King Cake.

Recipe details
Yield: 1 Cake
Prep time: 1 Hours
Cook time: 30 Minutes
Total time: 1 Hours 30 Minutes

Ingredients
FOR THE KING CAKE
1 box of Pillsbury Hot Roll Mix
1 egg
1 cup of hot water
2 tbsp plus 1/2 cup of butter, divided
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
3 tbsp, plus 1 1/4 cup granulated sugar, divided
3 tbsp cinnamon
6 tbsp all purpose flour, plus extra for your surface

FOR THE GLAZE
1 16 oz box confectioners sugar
3.5 tbsp corn syrup
3.5 tbsp of milk, plus extra
1 tsp of vanilla or almond extract

Instructions
1 – Prepare Pillsbury hot roll mix according to package directions for the “sweet dough” through STEP 4.

2 – While the dough is resting, prepare King Cake filling by stirring 1/2 cup of melted butter, brown sugar, granulated sugar, cinnamon, and all-purpose flour in a medium bowl until well combined.

3 – On a lightly floured surface, roll rested dough into a rectangle shape with a rolling pin.

4 – Spread prepared filling evenly over rolled out dough, leaving a 1/2 inch border around the edges of the dough.

5 – After the filling is evenly spread over the dough, roll dough tightly. You will tightly roll the dough, lengthwise, to avoid air pockets while baking.

6 – On a 9×13 in baking sheet covered in parchment paper or a silpat, shape the rolled dough to form an oval shaped ring. Fold one end of the dough over the the other and pinch the ends together to close the seams.

7 – Allow the oval dough ring to rise until almost doubled in size. *Dough rises in about 30 minutes in a warm oven (Turn oven on lowest temp for a few minutes, and turn it off. Place dough in warm oven to rise).

8 – Once the king cake has risen until it has almost doubled in size, bake for 25-30 minutes at 350 degrees F or until golden brown on the top. While the King Cake is baking, prepare the glaze.

FOR THE GLAZE
1 – To make the glaze, combine confectioners sugar, corn syrup, milk, and extract until well combined and a smooth consistency. If glaze is too thick, add milk 1 tsp at a time until until desired consistency is reached.

Tips
1 – Optional-separate the glaze into bowls and dye green, purple, and yellow with food coloring gels.
2 – Allow the King Cake to cool completely and ice the cake with the prepared glaze.
3. If you want to add a plastic baby to your King Cake, add after the King Cake has cooled. Ice the King Cake after the baby has been added.
Additions: Sanding sugar and/or colored sprinkles are often used to decorate King Cakes.

There are lots of pictures and diagrams for how to make this over on this Food Talk Daily page. CLICK HERE for the details. The first book in the Penumbra Papers, THAT OL’ BLACK MAGIC, begins Sade’s story in New Orleans. It’s a whale of a tale and the action occurs in several spots that are must-sees. Sade’s childhood hero Roman, who is the Legate of New Orleans, and his little witch mate, Verity, meet in front of St. Louis Cathedral, just outside Jackson Square. You can read about them in THE SOUND OF SILENCE. Verity admits she found this recipe and it was so much quicker and easier than using her maman’s recipe that she’ll admit to cheating sometimes. Shhh. Don’t say that out loud. We don’t want her to get in trouble with the spirits of her ancestors. Verity explains, “King Cake is kinda like sparkly cinnamon rolls rather than…you know…cake And we all love cinnamon rolls, right?” Both books are available lots of different places. Just click on the title or the cover to head over to Books2Read for links to your favorite on-line retailer. What about y’all? Are you gonna be all laissez le bon temps rouler today? I am, despite the crazy world. Let the good times roll!

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Last Monday for Real?

A lot of you know that I have a background in the American legal system, the fire service, and law enforcement. You may not know that I was a Political Science/Government major in college, with a double minor in history and psychology. I’m not stupid. I don’t often voice my political views of the world. One, I’m just a mid-list author so who cares what I think? Two, half of my readers are going disagree with me and that’s okay. They get to, because I believe in the doctrine of free speech. I may not like what they believe, but damn if they don’t have the right to voice their views. Conversefly to that, I have the right to ignore them and move on. Not everyone does. They believe that their voices should be heard above all others and NO ONE has the right to disagree. Am I worried about getting “cancelled?” Yeah, that’s part of it. My book royalties feeds my family but I’m also almost to the point that I’m ready to f*ck it, I can go to work anywhere–even at my age–because there are so many who won’t go back to work. Anyway, to say I am disgusted with my governement and world events is an understatement.

Why today’s title? Because yesterday, the Russian Bully threatened nuclear escalation. Seriously? It’s time for his minions to see the writing on the wall. I’m not holding my breath. Moving on.

There was a week fraught with insanity dipped in crazy sauce. I got very little writing done. I got very little book listening done. I did watch some college softball after a few technical glitches that irked me right the heck off. My “The Real” OSU Cowgirls won both their games Friday. As I’m typing this, they haven’t played their two games today. We’ll see if I get back to update outcomes. OU also had an outstanding weekend. They’re still number 1 and undefeated on the season. Coach Gasso has created a true juggernaut there. [Edit] I did make it back. Don’t get me started on streaming apps in general and ESPN/ESPN+ in particular. In better news (a making for a better mood, OSU won both their Sunday games!

Wow. I’ve pretty much covered everything. Tonight, the James Gang is gathering at the local pizza restaurant that is our usual gathering place for celebrations to get my birthday over with early. I keep reminding myself that Fat Tuesday (and therefore Mardi Gras) landed on my birthday which is the fun part. The part that depresses me is that the current regime is making a big, yearly speech that night. So, I’ll celebrate early with family! Yay! Getting old sucks and that whole “wisdom comes with age” thing is true but also depressing given the state of things.

There’s a book on the very back burner (that isnhttps://silverjames.wordpress.com/wp-admin/index.php’t lit very often) that I may revisit. It’s about a woman who takes matters into her own hands. I only work on it when I need to release some serious agression because we authors are like that, yeah we are. Anyway, here’s hoping the world doesn’t implode, that TPTB wake up and smell the coffee and start fixing what they f*cked up (not holding my breath), that I get my brain back in gear and actually do something productive this week because I am waaaay behind schedule with my Boston Wolves and they’re getting a little snarly. Also, here’s hoping things are okay in your neck of the woods. Hang in there. That’s what I’m doing. Right after another cup of coffee…

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Friday Sinema: True Meaning

The world has gone even crazier. Hopefully, this short video will bring a smile to your face. Yeah, yeah, it’s a southern thing and it’s totally “Bless your heart” can mean so many things, depending on tone, inflection, and circumstances. I hope you can take a chuckle into the rest of your day and through the weekend.

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Thursday Thoughts: Universal Spin

I’m a cockeyed optimist. Most days, anyway. Lately? The world is so crazy and things really are spinning out of control. At any given moment, my head is exploding, I’m bouncing it off my desk, or I’m slapping my forehead in a show of exasperation. Still, I have some modicum of hope for the world. Why? See above. So, I needed to read this words the Universe dropped into my inbox. And I should take them to heart–personally and in my writing. Why? Because an author’s headspace is mega-important to an author’s output of words. It’s not writer’s block. It’s not lack of creativity. It’s not…a lot of things. What it is is overwhelming. (And yes, spellcheck, I intended to have two “isses” back-to-back). Hrmm. What IS the plural of the word “is?” Anyway, sometimes, as writers AND humans, we get off track. For whatever reason. When we do, take the Big U’s advice:

For times when the world seems to spin too fast, Silver, or when your dreams seem to turn slightly pale… switch tracks, give yourself a rest, and dwell upon the fact that you are still part of a greater dream. My own. And I couldn’t be happier with the progress we’re making.

You’re pure “Rock Star” in the unseen,
The Universe
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Happy everything, Silver!

Sometimes, you just need to trust the Universe. Or yourself. Or The Powers That Be. Okay… Maybe not that last one because truthfully? I’m not sure any of them can find their arses with both hands. I’m going back to my cockeyed optimism. I’m gonna change what I can, help where possible, cheer on the good guys, and keep my head down. And I plan to find a way to be happy despite everything. Why? Because the alternative sucks. Share one thing that makes you happy. Me? It’s hot, creamy, sweet coffee first thing in the morning in a quiet house before the sun rises. That’s my one moment of peace.

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Wednesday Words: What Was

So, time contineus to roll along. This is the last week of February. Daylight Savings Time looms in a month. Ugh. But on the bright side, it IS Wednesday and that means words. The #1lineWed THEME is **WAS** but the hints were a little deeper than the past tense of “is.” Looking into the past, what once was… You get the idea. Today, no “new” words because I’d already written the scene. Still, I kind of like the scene. I think it’s sort of self-explanatory because truthfully? It’s one of my puzzle pieces that will find its place in the jigsaw eventually.
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Sunlight glinted off the pond in the Boston Gardens and she blinked away the sparkles. Swan boats glided across the water, leaving glitter in their rippling wakes. An old man sat on a park bench, a bag of nuts in one hand. He dozed beneath the warm sun while two squirrels wrestled up the nerve to steal from the bag. She’d been walking for what felt like hours, lost in a daze of memories and emotions she couldn’t quite sort out. Up ahead, a sharply-dressed man approached and Shannon regretted she hadn’t grabbed her sunglasses when she’d run out of the bar. Of course, it had been dark then and now she had to squint. She would not shade her eyes to get a good look. Tall, broad-shouldered, close-cropped light hair. It’d couldn’t be…

She held her breath as the man neared and then he passed by her without a glance. The breath she exhaled could have been a sigh of regret or one of relief. A rustling sound caught her attention. The old man was awake and he shook his bag of nuts at her.

“Come sit beside me and feed these miscreants,” he invited, waving the bag at the chattering squirrels now perching on one arm of the bench.

She eyes him narrowly and he laughed. “I promise I’m harmless but you look like you’ve lost your last friend, girl. Come and sit. If these mischief makers can’t tease a smile back onto your face, then you can tell me why you’re in such a tizzy.”

“I’m not in a tizzy,” she groused but sat beside him.

“Man troubles?” he asked, looking at the squirrels instead of her.

“Not any more.”

“Ah.” That’s all he said before offering a peanut on the palm of his hand. One squirrel, bolder than the other, grabbed it and skittered off.

They sat in silence for several minutes. “It’s stupid,” she huffed out, as angry with herself as she was with Mick. “It’s not like we were together or anything.”

The man still didn’t speak or look at her, offering a second peanut to the shyer squirrel. He eventually set it down on the bench and withdrew his hand. After a moment of stare-down, the squirrel snatched it up and ran off.

“He made me no promises. I’m just mad that I was such an idiot. What would a man like him want someone like me anyway. I’m a waitress in his bar.” Shannon leaned her head back against the top of the bench, eyes closed, soaking up the sunlight. “But did he have to flaunt that bi—” She snapped her mouth shut. “Sorry,” she muttered. She sighed again. “Me and my girls, we got out of the neighborhood. Went someplace new. It was fun. Good music. New men to dance with. And then he walks in like he owns this place too. And that…that…” She sputtered, trying to come up with an appropriate word.

“Floozy?” the old man supplied.

She burst out laughing. “Yes. Floozy. She was all over him. I’ll bet he had to throw his shirt away because there’s no way to get that lipstick off.” She banged her head against the wooden slat a few times. “The nerve of him. He looked right at me and…and…”

“And what?”

Those two words in that deep, sexy voice sent liquid fire through her veins while at the same time she felt like someone doused her with a bucket of icer water. She opened her eyes and glared at the man who haunted both her dreams and her every waking moment. “And you didn’t didn’t do a damn thing.”

“Are you jealous?”

“No,” she lied. “And I suppose that now you’re going to dazzle me with your razzle.” She lowered her voice to mimic his. “Oh, sweetheart, she’s a nobody. Just a bit of fluff on me arm for the night. I was just out for a night with the boys and she latched onto me.”

Mick crouched in front of her, ignoring the old man. “She was business, Shannon.”

“You freaking paid her?” Her hand darted out and she slapped him before she could stop herself. She stared in horror at the bright red hand print staining Mick’s left cheek. Horrified, she shoved his shoulders.

Stunned, Mick fell on his ass as she darted away. He scrambled to his feet but a strong hand on his arm, stopped him.

“Sit, boyo.”

He eyed the man he’d initially ignored. He looked vaguely familiar. Curious, and knowing he would catch Shannon sooner than later, he sat.

“She’s in love with you,” the old man said.

“And she’ll get over it.” Those words left a bitter taste in his mouth. “She’s too good for the likes of me.” And why was he admitting that to a total stranger? Except this man seemed far too familier. “Do I know you?”

“Not really.” The man shrugged, then added, “Well, maybe once, a lifetime or two ago.” He leaned past Mick and stared at Shannon’s rapidly disappearing back. “You need to claim her, boyo.”

“You said it yourself, old man. She’s in love with me. She doesn’t love me.”

“Then you’re a bigger fool than I ever was, Michael O’Connor.”

The use of his name rocked Mick back and he glared down at the man. “Who the fuck are you?”

A wistful smile lifted the man’s lips for a brief instant before it disappeared. He pushed off the bench and stood. “A ghost from the past, boyo. Nuthin’ more.” He turned and walked away but called back over his shoulder. “Brian did good by you and yer brother. I’m proud of ya and Ronan both.”

Stunned, Mick couldn’t move, and when he finally did, the old man had disappeared. So had Shannon. In opposite directions. Yeah, he was a fool. And while he might not be good enough for Shannon, at least she knew what he was. Maybe she would come to love him, faults and all.

“We’ll meet again, old man,” he promised into the wind then he turned down the path in the direction Shannon had fled. He had a mate to claim.
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This is a first draft. In fact, I only skimmed over it before copying and pasting so ignore the typos and anythng that doesn’t make sense. In the meantime, writers, any “what was” in your WIP you want to share? And readers, what was the last book you read that you couldn’t put down?

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Tuesday Treats & Titles: Fried Jalapeno Mac-N-Cheese

I’m the first to admit that mac-n-cheese is in the top ten of my comfort foods. Add in extra cheese, some jalapenos for a little spice and deep fry it? Baby, I’m in Southern/Southwest Heaven™. And if you don’t like the spicy, leave out the jalapenos!

Total Time: 50 Min.
Prep Time: 30 Min.
Cook Time: 20 Min.
30 servings

Watch the video about how to make Mac and Cheese Jalapeño Bites and you’ll be racing to the kitchen to make these delicious jalapeño bites in no time.

What You Need
1 pkg. (14 oz.) KRAFT Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
48 round buttery crackers, finely crushed (about 2 cups), divided
1 egg, beaten
4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, cooked, crumbled
2 tsp. chopped drained pickled jalapeño nacho slices
4 oz. (1/4 of 16-oz. pkg.) VELVEETA, cut into 30 cubes
vegetable oil

Let’s Make It
1 – Prepare Dinner in large saucepan as directed on package. Stir in 1 cup cracker crumbs, egg, bacon and jalapeno peppers until blended. Cool 20 min.
2 – Shape into 30 balls, using scant 1/4 cup macaroni mixture for each ball. Insert 1 VELVEETA cube into center of each ball, completely enclosing VELVEETA cube. Roll in remaining cracker crumbs until evenly coated. Place in single layer on waxed paper-covered baking sheet.
3 – Heat oil to 375ºF in deep fryer. Add balls, a few at a time; cook 2 min. or until golden brown. Drain well. Serve warm.

Kitchen Tips
Tip 1 – Don’t Have a Deep Fryer? Heat 3 inches of oil in large saucepan to 375ºF. Use to cook mac bites as directed.

Tip 2 – Make Ahead: Prepare mac bites as directed but do not cook. Refrigerate up to 4 hours before cooking as directed.

Tip 3 – Make it Easy: Use a small (1-oz.) ice cream scoop to portion the macaroni mixture for each appetizer.

Want all the nutritional details and to watch the video? Check out MY FOOD AND FAMILY. Now, I’ll admit that with their description of “30 servings” I have no clue how many bites this recipe makes, or how many make up a serving. I suspect maybe one bite? Which is just silly when it comes to real people, even when they’re human. Throw in a werewolf FBI agent and you know that Caleb Jones will be hoarding this snack. Hey, he grew up outside of Dallas, met his mate in Colorado, and they almost died in New Mexico. Want the whole story? Grab THE DEVIL’S CUT from the online bookseller of your choice. Just click on a pic with the cover, the title, or head to BOOKS2READ to find your fave. Should I mention there are Native American fetishes, a windingo, with Sade and the “Scooby Gang” coming to the resuce? No wonder Caleb and Adele need some comfort food! Who wants to join them for the gnoshing? 🙋🏼‍♀️

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The Monday After a Very (very, very, very) Bad Day

Some of you might recognise where part of the title comes from–my friend Toni McGee Causey’s book BOBBIE FAYE’S VERY (very, very, very) BAD DAY. If you are looking for funny mysteries with romantic elements, the Bobbie Faye books are your ticket. I totally need to reread the series once I get through eye surgery (some time in the future). Anyway, yesterday was a bad day. That started with a worse night. But first…

There was a week. Stuff happened. Nothing technically terrible. Nothing technically great. There was plumbing done (new toilet and rotor rooter of that line), Stormy time as Only started a new project and Baseball Boy had…baseball! Not much book listening. My go-to series isn’t doing it currently. I’m behind on my challenge. We’ll see if I catch up. And sadly, the book I’m sort of paying attention to is a new release and it just hasn’t grabbed hold. Ah well. And writing? Pffft Let’s not go there.

There WAS softball! I got the two smart TVs in the house set up and/or re-logged in. I never could find a televised OU game but my OSU Cowgirls were down in St. Pete/Clearwater for the Elite Invitational tournament. Their weekend was a mixed bag. They won a couple, lost a couple that they probably should have won and will likely drop from #7 to…something. Still, SOFTBALL! Northwestern pulled off a tie-breaker win over perennal powerhouse UCLA (YAY!) and then OSU came from behind to beat Northwestern. Good ball. TV was mostly sports, with a little paranormal/history/science thrown in.

The world is going crazy so I won’t talk about current events. Seriously, people, get a freakin’ grip!

Moving on. As to my terrible, horrible, very, very bad day. Saturday was filled with errands for LG so he was out and about. I dealt with TVs and Boone. We had plans to meet the kids to celebrate Valentine’s Day (belatedly) with the Kids at our favorite Mex place. When we got home after fantastic food and an even better visit (it’s been awhile since we could all just sit and visit with no rush), we couldn’t find Boone. It was a bit of a panic when we started finding all the damage. He’d knocked over some rolling carts in my office, all the items on my bedside table, some items on tables in the familly room (THANK GOODNESS the new TV was fine!). We still couldn’t find him. He wasn’t in any of the closets where he goes. Then LG went to the half bath where we just spent $500 on new toilet and line maintenance. The hard plastic toilet seat was destroyed, as was the metal handle for the water cut-off valve under the toilet. We finally found him in a storage closet across the hall–a closet that had a closed door that he somehow opened, got into, and then got the door closed behind him. He had a bloody lip, we had a toilet with no seat or cut-off, and he bent the metal sidetable on the bed. (Sidetables are part of the headboard and can swing around–it was no longer stable or level.) So, we doctored Boone, fed the critters, and cleaned up. It’s amazing what zip ties and duct tape can do.

Boone kept us both up most of the night, even with us taking turns. LG had a pain flare-up so he finally just gave up and stayed awake watching TV.. As a result, I got a couple of hours. After I woke up, I dealt with the feral cats and then all I wanted was to get back under the covers to get warm and be able to drink a cup of coffee in peace. I did manage one cup while I was doing stuff, poured my second and headed back to bed. (Mainly to put a heating bad on my knees.) Boone was relentless. I saved my cup of coffee (and I drink out of travel mug with a lid) and made the mistake of setting it on the comforter next to my thigh. I had to turn loose of it to deal with Boone who was about to clear the top of my table again–phone, charger, tray with glasses, channel changers, etc.) Guess what spilled…

So, at 5:30 this morning, I started my first load of laundry–mattress cover. Followed by sheets, after LG got his shower. Finally the comforter. Which is still in the dryer as of the time I’m composing this (a little after 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon.)

This morning, LG got out to get a replacement toilet seat and handle. I dealt with more TV set-up (and needy Boone.) And laundry. He fixed the plumbing with little problem, then we noticed the light in the hallway was dim and flickering. The light switch and wall was cool. Turned out to be the bulb but LG dropped the globe covering the bulb and it shattered. He’s fine. Critters are fine. Globes are easily replaced! Besides, that gives him an excuse to hit our fave thrift store and/or the Habitat for Humanity Renovation Station. See? Looking on the bright side, yeah?

Anyway, LG is finally down on the couch catching some 💤💤💤. As I’m actually typing this, it’s apparent that the dog finally let me get close enough to my desk and keyboard to…you know…actually type! Once my comforter is dry, I’m headed for a nap. 🤞🏼 I don’t mean to rag on Boone. He’s OLD. But I swear he does some of this stuff deliberately, like a toddler, to get attention. Anyway, thanks for letting me vent. It’s frustrating because he’s a good dog and we’ve had him for years!

Moving on again…

As you read this, I’m likely at Wallyworld doing my weekly. I won’t gritch about inflations. We’re ALL aware how bad it is. Stormy should be here when I get back. It’s President’s Day so he’s out of school but his dad has baseball practice and Only is in the office. I’m hoping to finally get some computer time that’s quiet, peaceful, and long enough to actually gather my thoughts and get some words written. We’ll see.

How was your week/weekend? Good stuff? Bad stuff? Just stuff? 

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Friday Free-For-All

Miscellaneous and random thoughts that I’ve been saving up just for y’all…

First up, Bill Hemmer, I’m sorry your Bengals didn’t win. I silently rooted for them because I didn’t want to jinx them. Next year!

Now, my rundown of Super Bowl commercials:

All the Feels!
This category has three. My favorite commercial of the night is the Budweiser Clydesdale commercial. I’ve already shared it. In other feels, the Toyota commercial featuring the two brothers–one who went blind–who won 10 Olympic medals in the Winter Paralympics. Tissue alert for both! In the sweet smile subcategory, I nominate the Kia EV Robodog commercial.

Oh! Now I Get It…
The E-Trade baby is back. There’s a prequel commercial where two adults are talking into a baby monitor asking “him” to call or come back because “We need you!” The man then says, “Maybe it’s past his bedtime.” Yes, I was confused, but whatever. Skip to Super Bowl commercial, the adults arrive in a jet copter at a remote cabin in the mountains. The line that convinces E-Trade Baby to come back? “But they’re getting their financial advice from memes!” I totally gigglesnorted.

No Clue subcategory…
The Chevy EV truck commercial. Female driving pickup along an interstate. Parks, plugs in the truck, and then meets a dude in the parking lot. They hug. Uhm…okay? I later learned this was a homage to “The Sopranos” based on the opening credits of the show and to let fans know that the Soprano son and daughter survived the big hit in the finale of the series. I never watched it.

Peyton Manning
Any commercial that starred Peyton Manning made the list. I mean, seriously. Peyton Manning! And there were a couple.

Food I Don’t Like but the Commercial!
Avacados from Mexico bring the Romans and the Barbarians together for a tailgate party. Yeah. I laughed.

Cars
The Toyota “Keeping up with the Joneses” was pretty funny and hey, Tommy Lee is always a treat!
The Nissan commercial with Eugene Levy was smile worthy.
The EV BMW with Zeus and Hera (Arnold Swartznagger and somebody?) because his accent always make me laugh.

So those were my picks. What were yours?

Now, for other random thoughts…

Don’t use the word “stone” in a blog title. My spam folder is full of “solicitations” hailing the wonderful properties of stuff I don’t use (allergic!) and wouldn’t even if it’s medically legal here. No, I am NOT going to type any of the words related to the products in question.

So, totally random thought to ponder. Say the worst happens and things go to hell in a handbasket. While most of the rioters and thieves are breaking into banks, liquor stores, and probably gun stores, what would you stock up on? Besides toilet paper. That’s always at the top of the list, right? I’d hit the drugstores but not for the prescription meds–unless I could find some antibiotics left over after the looting of all the opiods. I don’t take prescriptions. Aspirin (along with acetominiphen and ibuprofen), hydrogen peroxide, bandages, antibiotic ointment? Oh yeah. Stocking up on that stuff. Bolts of fabric, needles and thread. Seeds–of the vegetable variety. Boots, socks, underwear. Blankets. And once I hit the gun store, I’d be after reloading supplies. You know, the equipment and stuff needed to make my own ammunition. Also, both a compound and a cross bow, arrows and bolts. Matches–every box I could grab. And coffee. I’d be grabbing every damn bag/can of coffee I could find. Just sayin’.

Also, I really need to finish my dystopian trilogy. I have two of the three done.*

I get several feeds from the CHEEZburger site because usually funny critter memes. Occasionally, they’ll post threads from other social media sites like Tumblr or Reddit. Some of the threads ask “AITA” (Am I The A$$hole) and they all have to do with critters becasue CHEEZburger, home to cat, dog, and critter memes. In one, a 26 yo female asks if her putting her foot down by refusing to let her 25 yo BF get a big, fancy, tropical fish tank because he’s been watching Youtube videos.  As background, he talked her into getting a mini lop-eared rabbit and she now has full care and custody of the thing because he lost interest about the 2nd time he had to clean out the hutch. Now he’s whining and calling her unfair, while ignoring the rabbit evidence. Everyone is on her side. Me too but I’d almost sign up for whichever site it is so I could get on there and yell, “WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!? Why are you still living/dating/with this dude? Get away from him!?!? He is not a good risk for a long term partnership! He’s a whiney manchild and you can do so much better! Also, beware. He sounds sneaky enough to go buy all the shit to set up his tank. CLICK HERE for the CB link if you’re interested.

So…this caught my ear. I tend to not actually look up to watch commercials but the Chevy Equinox commercial where the couple are trying to decide what to have for dinner and they almost rear-end the taco food truck made me look up. Why? Because this conversation occurs:

Him: What about sushi?
Her: No, I had sushi for lunch yesterday. Indian?
Him. Maybe. Seafood?
Her: You know I don’t like seafood…

Wait. What? Uhm…what is sushi made of? Uh…fish, yeah? And what’s seafood? Fish. 🤦🏼‍♀️

That’s my randomness so far this year. What’s random in your life? Have a great weekend.

*Adds that to WIP to-do list

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Thursday Thoughts: Universal Words

There’s a piece of advice that’s floated around the writing world for as long as I can remember, and since I’m older than dirt, that’s like…forever. Write what you know. Technically, that’s good advice. But that can also be a little boring. That would mean only astrophysicists or astronauts could write Science Fiction. And cops, lawyers, soldiers, and doctors would be the only ones to write fiction in those areas. It’s called fiction for a reason, people! That said, I do believe that writers should fully research their subject matter. Not a cop but want to write a police procedural? Do your research. Military thrille? Get to know the military. They do things differently than us civilians. Trust me! Paranormal and fantasy? Don’t even get me started there! LOL All that said, though, the Universe has my final bit of advice. 

When it comes to the words you choose, Silver, whether in your mind or amongst friends, let them be of what you like and love.

What you care about and cherish.

What makes you happy.

What gives you wings.

What makes you dream.

And very little else.

You make me happy,

The Universe
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Everyone here, Silver, knows about you and I.

Love you too, Big U! And I love writing in all my various genres because I hold those genres with true affection in my heart. I’ll close with this last bit of wisdom: Write what you read. Think about that, writers. It’ll make sense if it doesn’t already. Readers, your question today is “What do you love to read?”

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Wednesday Words: This Thing

Once again, we’ve arrived at midweek. Around here, that means a snippet based on a theme gleaned from #1lineWed. The controllers over there seem to still be on the lazy side giving us **THIS** as a prompt. That said, this did prompt new words about a couple in the Boston Wolves book that haven’t been mentioned much. A tiny bit of background. Declan Donahue is the Harvard-educated lawyer for the Borus. Maggie O’Brien is the pretty nurse who inherited the townhouse next door. And there ya go…
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“What are you going on about, Maggie?” Declan worked to keep his voice even.

“This!” She twirled in a circle, waving her arms to indicate the whole room. “Everything.”

Dipping his chin to his chest, he scratched the back of his neck. Glancing up without raising his head, he waited for further explanation. He didn’t get one so finally admitted, “I’m confused, love.”

“This house. Your car. Your…job.”

Still clueless, he ventured back into the conversation. “I’m a lawyer.”

“For the frickin’ mob!” That brought his head up but before he could say anything in his own defense, she barreled on. “They shot you, for God’s sake. I found you bleeding out on my front stoop. From. A. Gunshot wound.”

“And I survived.”

“Normal lawyers don’t get shot. Normal lawyers don’t dodge the police.”

“Says who?” He stepped toward her but kept his hands down at his sides. What he really wanted to do was grab her, give her a good shake and then kiss her. Hard. “I know plenty of crooked lawyers, Maggie. Including the one sitting in the District Attorney’s office. And he’ll be lucky, given the company he keeps, to avoid ending up on a slab in the morgue.”

“Which is where you’re headed!” Her voice rose and he caught a whiff of both burnt toast and ammonia. She was angry and afraid. Of him, he wondered, or for him? Before he could move, she crowded into his space and thumped a tight fist against his chest. “You can’t make me care about you and then do this stupid stuff. Like get yourself killed!”

He might be slow when it came to figuring out the woman destined to be his mate, but he wasn’t stupid. “This is about Callum and Sophie.”

She whirled away and spat, “Idiot. It has nothing to do with them.”

He gently griped her shoulder and tugged so she’d turn to face him. “Aye, love, I think it does. Sophie isn’t you. Sophie has her own family baggage. Did’ja know her father offered her sister to Ronan to make a deal?” Maggie’s eyes rounded as her mouth formed an “o”. “Ya know she has nothing to do with them, yeah?”

Nodding, Maggie said, “Yes. She hasn’t said much other than her father’s a royal SOB and her sister’s a spoiled society princess.”

“In this instance, ya really are safer not knowin’.” She narrowed her eyes and he bent to snatch a quick kiss. “But I’ll be tellin’ ya what ya need to know. Harold McNamara comes by his moniker honestly. He’s called Dirty Harry. He thinks he’s a major player in the Boston underworld. He isn’t. He’s been tryin’ to back Ronan into a corner for months. That’s not happening. He’s used Sophie as a pawn and planned to do the same with Callum but…” He sighed. “Well, we’re kinda hard to catch and kill.”

She waggled a finger at him. “Speaking of corners, are you aware that your Irish comes out when you get backed into one?” She rose on tiptoes, curled her arms around his neck, and kissed him so hard she robbed his breath.

“I’ll be keepin’ that in mind, cailín.”
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They have a few scenes together so far, and there will be more. This is not the last by any means. Writers, any **THIS** you want to share? Readers, needy writer here. What did you think about **THIS**? 😉

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